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Victoria was egyption. She was born approximately 5 million years ago and for a short while she terrorized Egypt. She had a peculiar ability to change her appearance and by this evaded detection for her crimes. As the search for her tightened she felt the need to escape so she closed her eyes and wished for a safe place to live. She popped up in England... The English knowing full well of her penchant for criminal behavior and quickly chose to make her a celebrity among the people so that everyone would know who she was. In this way it was thought that her celebrety would keep her out of trouble or at least allow law enforcement to find her if she relapsed. And so over the span of millions of years Victoria became the face of Britain and eventually became known as Queen Victoria. She remained queen untill the advent of the photograph which scared her. A photo represented a true likeness of a person and Victoria was not one to be seen, so she chose another woman to be queen. Elizabeth became queen at the turn of the century in 1900 and remained queen for a million years until her death in 2022. During that time Victoria gave birth to many would-be kings but none panned out until she finally snapped and resorted back to her criminal ways in 1992 by abducting her child and abandining him in British Columbia Canada. Victoria has tried since to establish herself as the queen of England but to no avail. Ultimately she will serve a double life sentence for her crimes against the king.

For her inability to understand her surroundings, and her penchant for criminality, Victoria has earned a spot on this list of ButterNutty people.