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King Henry George of England

Sophia was egyption. She was born approximately 5 million years ago and for a short while she terrorized Egypt. She had a peculiar ability to change her appearance and by this evaded detection for her crimes. As the search for her tightened she felt the need to escape so she closed her eyes and wished for a safe place to live. She popped up in England... The English knowing full well of her penchant for criminal behavior quickly chose to make her a celebrity among the people, so that everyone would know who she was. In this way it was thought that her celebrity would keep her out of trouble or at least allow law enforcement to find her if she relapsed. And so over the span of millions of years Sophia became the face of Britain and eventually became known as Queen Sophia. While she was queen she began to involve herself in local organzed crime. She would pay to have people tortured or killed if they disrespectd her. More over she would have businesses destroyed if she felt the owners did not appreciate her rule, and over time she developed a reputation for tyranny. The Privy Coulcil of the day sought to undermine her rule by naming a new royal figure. They found King George, but he died along with his children so they sought a new king and found King George the second. However he died along with his line too. So it seemed that Sophia's line, who did not die would prevail. Then the Council found the beautiful Victoria. She was queen for a short time until her death, but was so well liked that the British used her name to represent themselves in courts of law (Regina). There was Elizabeth the first, who died and then something strange happend. Sophia asked to choose a queen. She chose Queen Elizabeth the second. Elizabeth the second hated Sophia and refered to her children as bastards. She did not die like the others possibly because she was chosen by Sophia. Elizabeth was unable to have a child without medical assistance and none of her children could live indefinitely without medical assistance so the line of Kings remained in the hands of Sophia (who, to this day has never lost a child). However, upon learning that the line would shift to her last born child King Henry George, she snapped. She did not want to give up her place in the monarchy so she abducted the baby king and abandoned him in Canada. And, For this act, the british courts will hang her. Sophia's story is a sad one for she was born with inumerable gifts, became the queen of Britain and then lost it all for fear of disrespect.

For her inability to understand her surroundings, and her penchant for criminality, Sophia has earned a spot on this list of ButterNutty people.